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aag ho to jalne mein der kitni lagti hai
barf ke phigalne mein derr kitni lagti hai

chahay koi ruk jaye chahe koi reh jaye
qafiloun ko chalne mein derr kitni lagti hai

chahay koi jaisa bhi ham safar ho sadion se
raasta badalne mein derr kitni lagti hai

moum ka badan le ker dhoop mein nikal aana
aur phir pighalne mein derr kitni lagti hai

soch ki zaminoun mein raastay juda hoon tou
durr ja nikalnay mein derr kitni lagti hai

IRC Chat... All Hail

[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond]oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.

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roflmao

Elections Canada 2006

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
-Henry Kissinger-


The Devil's Dictionary
POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

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What happens when you give a politician viagra?
It grows taller .... :P

Bitchstick

The tab in the taskbar blinks.
At somehwere around 5 in the morning...sitting in front of her computer, she rested her chin on her right knee.
Lit and took a long drag of her really long cigarette. Bitchstick.
And exhaled. Her right hand shaky, she looked at the smoke that left her lips. Ghosts. Of past.
Flashbacks.
Tab's still blinking.
She hugs her legs tight to her chest. Breath.
Its dark...really dark. Flashbacks? Room? Flashbacks!
Its a dark night. Dark Past!
She hears something break. It hurts too. Heartache? Heartache!
Sigh. She shuts her eyes. Her legs feels numb.
She bites her lips. Hard. Blood...she tastes. FUCK. She bites harder. No more heartache.
Opens her eyes...looks at the ciggie...takes another drag. Exhales.
Dusts the ash on the floor. WHATEVER.
Tab is a solid orange now. Not blinking anymore.
Takes another drag and watches the cigarette burn...the ember glow...the smoke rising from the cherry.
Burn! Legs still numb...still in an embrace.
Closes her eyes again. Takes another drag and hears the ciggie burn. She can see his face. Her eyes pop open.
Orange
Ciggie still in right hand...it moves towards the mouse. Stop! Stops.
Last drag. She always loved the last drag. The way it burnt her lips.
Looks for the ashtray. Can't find it.
Peels the nailpolish off her left hand's middle finger with her thumb.Orange? Memories
Lets the cigarette die between her index and middle finger. Dead.
Throws it in the garbage can.
Die!
The mouse moves. Right Click. Close. Close.
Turns off the monitor.
SIGH!!!

Some New year

Sighhhhhhh
I hate you guys... HATE YOU GUYS. STOP!! stop with all ur emotional drama and shit.
stop calling me... cuz i wont talk to u. Even if i want to i wont.
I hate you guys. U hurt me. Broke my heart. I've put up with ur shit all my life but i wont do it anymore. I ABSOLUTELY WONT.
I DO NOT need you... I can live on my own.. i have been ever since i was a child. You guys were never actually there for me. Now you'll need me adn i wont be there and i shall sit back and watch.. Do nothign but watch how ur "good sons" look after u guys and take care of u. And then u'll realize that i did love you no matter wat and that its ur loss not mine. I am better off without ur bullshit.

New year's resoultion...
Mom, Dad, Mohsin.... I will never ever see u again.. never talk to u again.. i will have nothign to do with u guys ever again.

I HATE YOU GUYS :'( :@

Stoned

Maghroor hi sahi, Mujhe acha bohot laga
Wo ajnabi tou tha magar apna bohot laga

Rotha hoa tha, has tou para mujh ko dekh ker
Mujh ko tou is kadar bhi dilasa bohot laga

Sehra mein jo jee raha tha darya dilli ke saath
Dekha jo ghour se tou wo pyasa bohot laga

Wo jis ke dum kadam se theen basti mein ronakain
Basti ujar gai tou akela bohot laga

Lipta hoa ho kohar mein jaisay khizan ka chaand
Maele libas main bhi wo pyara bohot laga

Resham pehan ker bhi meri keemat na bhar saki
Khadar bhi us ke jism pe mehnga bohot laga

Moshin jab Aayene pe meri sans jam gai
Mujh ko khud apna aks bhi dhundla bohot laga

Dil nahi manta

Kaisay toota yeh apnay pyaar ka silsila
Pocha mouj-e-saba ne tou mein ne kaha
dil nahi manta, dil nahi manta
dil nahi manta, dil nahi manta

Tou ne dekha tou aisay,
mujh ko youn laga
Jaisay sawan ke din houn
aur kali ghata
Janay aakhir mujh se
kya hoi khata

Main bhi majboor houn
tou bhi majboor hai
main bohot durr hoon
tou bohot durr hai
Kaisay kattay ga yeh
sadioun ka faslaa
Dil nahi manta, DIL NAHI MANTA

Kaisay toota yeh apnay pyaar ka silsila
pocha mouj-e-saba ne tou mein ne kaha
dil nahi manta, dil nahi manta
dil nahi manta...... DIL NAHI MANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA